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whatsthatplz
United Kingdom
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As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.
The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree,and another and another ..." The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."
Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Man: Oh I see. Officer: Can I see your licence please? Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Man: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Man: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Man:I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Man: Yes, and I killed the owner. Officer: You what? Man: She's in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer2:Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.
Man: Is there a problem sir? Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Man: Murdered the owner? Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.
The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing bar an empty boot.
Officer2: Is this your car sir? Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer2:Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, murdered the owner.
Man: Bet you the lying idiot told you I was speeding, too.
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